Proud to be a Freak!

So, I am - so what? I'm proud of who I am!  I've been called a freak most of my life, for one reason or another.  I have psoriasis and that's usually the first thing people notice about me ,the next thing they notice is the shit ton of tattoo's that I have, and then they notice my children :)

So sometimes my psoriasis covers 80% of my body and there isn't really a damn thing I can do about it.  I won't "flake" on you - it's not going to jump off me and consume your precious baby, I'm a stressful anxious person - mine just shows on my skin while you hide you shit stuffed down deep inside - good for you, I don't have that option!

Yes, I decorated my body with pretty designs, colors, and random things.  Yes, at one time they all meant something, and most of them still do.  Some are matching friend tattoo's, my kids names, yes I have my ex husbands name on my chest, yes I've been remarried for quite a few years, and no I'm probably not going to cover it up because he is still the father to 2 of  my children and it would upset them if I covered it, and yes "Babe's" name is tattooed on me twice - no I don't care if you think that is odd and his couldn't be covered up if I wanted.  Sorry I can't always remember what Kanji means what - I didn't get them yesterday - matter of fact it was many years ago - I know what they mean, just not always in what order.  Yes they hurt, yes I am proud of them and NO, I wont hide them - not even for your wedding or funeral.  Could I cover them all - sure, if I wore long sleeves, pants and left my hair down - will I, no!

Yes, these kids are mine - wait no, I stole them from the "children's section" in Wal-mart - they are having a buy one get one free sale on isle 213!  Where the hell else do you think I got them?  - I hate that damn question - "Wow, you have this many kids"  "Oh my, are all these kids yours?"   - The looks my kids give people who ask this are priceless - no bitch I stole 'em - want them?  I'll sale them to you cheap, but you have to bring 'em back tomorrow, okay?  You think you could handle 6 better than I can? Awesome - start popping them out!  Lemme know how that works out for you okay?  Yes, I had them young! Yes, I know what causes "that" - "that" is my child and if you refer to him/her as "that" again - I'm liable to eat your face off!  You also know what that means - that means I like sex, and am apparently good at it - so BITE ME!


So maybe in a perfect world I wouldn't stick out like a sore thumb, but until then, I'll keep my freak show and make it look as classy - or sassy - as I want it to be.  This is MY freak show - and if you don't want to be a part of it - well - go away :) It's not that hard!